December 2011
africans:
i better make sure to get on facebook tonight so that i can be informed when its 2012
Wow going to 2 parties tonight #popular
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
bigtimerussian:
maybe i’ll die in 2012 there’s still hope
jeefberky:
up my butt and around da corner
wow my friends are all moms wtf. new years eve is the one night of the year where it’s okay to get plastered, don’t tell me you’re having a party then say i can’t drink/sleepover
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
my dog: *rolls in her poop*
my dog: *runs into my room and sits on my pillow*
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
